tattoo facts. these are facts abt the experience of getting a tattoo

1. touching another person. when u get a tattoo that means another person has to touch u, sometimes they are touching u for a very long time like maybe even a few hours

2. inside. when you get a tattoo it usually happens inside

3. feel cool. when you are done with the tattoo you feel really cool. when u send photos of ur tattoo to other people they say “wow! that is very cool”

4. ouch. the tattoo process is kind of ouch

5. endorphins. i am so powerful and gorgeous right now. i could build a house with my bare hands probably and it would last for 100 years maybe more. i want to go to a party. i want to make meaningful chit chat with strangers on a train

6. Most tattoo artists are v attractive. Maybe because artists are inherently about 20% more attractive than non-artists. Probably helps they have a gun full of needles in their hands and that we degenerates (affectionate) tend to love a lil danger. And they have tattoos which is an additional 10% to sexy.